here are some new words to flex your brain muscles with (not to mention how much they'll help you win friends and influence people, ha!)

Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.


its 80 degrees right now. at 4pm. in august. in TEXAS. damn, i love this weather.


are you currently attempting without avail to be considered tragically hip and poised on the cutting edge of up-and-coming music? i'm not, but if YOU are... check out the streaming volkswagen radio stations, radio vw. there are 4 stations with somewhat distinct sounds. they're supa cool.


i'm about to blow your mind in two ways.
1) by blogging more than once today. (i admit, i've been bad lately!)
2) by bringing this whole blog thing full circle

okay, my second actual blog was all about the guest character on 24 and my super human ability to place him in 1985's Teen Wolf...remember? (probably not!) i was watching seinfeld episode "the big salad" and noticed something that is probably not at all exciting to anyone else but me, but i'm putting it here anyway.

in this episode, the guy at the stationary store is stiles from Teen Wolf aka jerry levine!

AND the girl george is dating (who takes credit for elaine's big salad) is president palmer's press secretary from 24!

AND she's from austin!

so we have mollie in austin, writing about scott paulin who guest stars on 24 after appearing in Teen Wolf with jerry levine who later has a bit part on seinfeld in the same episode with michelle forbes, hailing from austin, who will go on to star as the press secretary on 24 with scott paulin!

whew. did that make anyone else tired and/or confused? and have i managed to impress you with my vast knowledge of horrible actors?
what do you get when you put together two of your favorite things? more than just peanut butter and jelly, my friends!

check out this new ingenious and overdue partnership between volkswagen and macintosh! (not to mention i LOVE the polyphonic spree song as the soundtrack)