just in time for thanksgiving, i have something to add to my "things to be thankful for" list.
i was sitting in a meeting yesterday, perched gingerly on my seat in the conference room at
AMD. we were discussing an upcoming project for about an hour and a half.
a little background: i am uncomfortably dressed in work clothes that i have chosen based on the fact that they rub my open wounds
less than my other options. i have a giant piece of
tegaderm on my hip that is slowly filling with goo.
about 45 minutes into the meeting, i feel something warm tricking down my leg and a brief glance confirms my dread- i am dripping down my leg. i tried to casually stuff kleenex under my leg and sit through the last half of the meeting just wanting to get up and run to the bathroom.
by the time the meeting ends and i can finally get out of my chair to hurry to the ladies room...i realize i have left a dark circle of ooze on the fabric chair.
the lessons we should all learn from this?
#1. be thankful for things like skin. hooray for skin! thanks to skin, we usually don't have to be concerned with things like oozing on furniture.
#2. next time you are about to sit down in a conference room or waiting room chair with mysterious stains...find another chair.