this weekend i floated the river with a group of 15. trying to keep track of 15 increasingly drunk people in innertubes is a bit like herding cats. especially when you are drinking as well.
not to mention that within the first 5 minutes, you lose your sunglasses, beer, and your tube to some mean rapids. and then someone floats up with a found 18pack of coors light that they insist on referring to as their 'booty'. and an hour later you realize the tube you jumped in after you lost yours is not only from a different company than the one you rented from, but also has someone else's cooler tied to it full of beer and their wallet. oh and you lose two people in your group that are then sighted floating sans tube and are bleeding from being scraped across the rocks without protection.
so wait a minute- what is it again about floating the river thats so fun? : )
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