me and my house

have you ever finished eating something so mindlessly that you look around for it like you must have misplaced it, because surely you didn't eat all of it?

i remember stacking the final 4 fig newtons from the box on the counter.

i remember thinking about how good they would taste.

i remember eating the first one.

i walked back into the kitchen about 20 minutes later looking for my cookies... where did they go? i even gave casey an accusatory glance and held up the empty cookie box to see if he would flinch in guilt. no dice.

i guess i owe casey an apology.