me and my house

today's vocabulary word is: sniss

sniss: verb
the unintentional release of urine while sneezing. created by combining the words 'sneeze' and 'piss'. aka. another lovely seldomly discussed benefit of pregnancy.

oh the things you learn in life that you wish you never knew... i'm a snisser. if i don't have fair warning that a sneeze is coming on, my panties better watch out. this has been happening with regularity since about week 25 of pregnancy.

the good news is, i think this will most likely go away once lily makes her debut. which would be nice because i am going to have enough diapers to change without having to wear depends myself.

so in the wise words of the old lady in the movie billy madison, "if peeing in your pants is cool, consider me miles davis."