you know that moment when you're about to say something and you can almost feel it coming on a message wire from your brain out your mouth and it is too late to stop, but you're already thinking to yourself 'really? i said that??'
i had one of those this morning. eve was bringing me her craft scissors a little to swiftly for my liking and as she was rushing my way, i said it. 'don't run with scissors!'
hilarious and wise all at the same time.