the slightly hilarious and often embarrassing things lily has said this week:
me: what two 'friends' (referring to her giant stuffed animal collection) would you like to take with us to visit GaGa and Moon?
lily: ummm..... baby eve and.....
me: yes lily, we will be bringing baby eve.
(lily heads for the door upon waking and realizing her last dora band-aid from GaGa has fallen off)
me: where are you going, lil?
lily: to the grocery store to buy bandaids.
(pointing at a girl drinking a fruit smoothie at the gym)
lily: is that a beer??
(eating tacos for dinner, lily picks up shredded cheese)
lily: what's that mommy? (pause) Cheese!!!
(seeing me touching up the shave on my bikini line before donning my bathing suit)
lily: mommy's shaving her BOTTOM!
(reading a book before bedtime, seeing a picture of a family saying a blessing before dinner)
me: look lily! they are praying before dinner like mommy, daddy, and lily do every night!
lily: shhhh! they're sleeping (pointing to their closed eyes)
me: no, lil, their eyes are closed because they are praying