i'm thinking of writing up a quick resume for susanna. i think i could charge a pretty penny for her talents. perhaps a rogue government agency or terrorist group might be interested in her skill set...

Susanna Kathleen

Objective: To aid in the discovery of factual information or implementation of torture by means of my unique methods

Education: School of life, 4 weeks

Work History: Internship with parents, Dec 2010 - present
  • Ability to lure adults into a false sense of security and accomplishment
  • Track record of successfully identifying the moment a target falls asleep in order to wake them immediately
  • High levels of charm to maintain favor with target upon interrupting sleep

seriously, i'm starting to wonder if newborns are schooled in the ways of implementing stockholm syndrome. i sure do love this baby but man i'd kill for some sleep :)


Jennifer said...

Very funny!

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Anonymous said...

Your adorable photo posts make me anxious for my latest to arrive... Then a post like this, makes me glad I have a trimester left! :P

Anonymous said...

I noticed you call her Susanna (beautiful by the way) a lot on the blog and not by her nickname Annie (also very cute!). Is her given name sticking more than her nickname?

Kessler said...

oh mollie! i remember that so clearly with charlotte. now that i'm due any day, i'm thinking that perhaps my giving up coffee for the new year was a bad idea??? oh well, resolutions are for breaking i suppose.

Isabella's Mommy.... said...

Haha! That was a tough stage, but oh how what I would give to go back... enjoy every minute of it!!

Lisa said...

Sweet girl! She just wants some attention. Those last borns will do anything to get it! :)